Insert your own bomb joke here...


A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, someone posted to alt.ascii-art about wanting some 'bomb-related' ascii art. (Why? Who knows. Maybe he wanted to e-mail in a bomb prank to his school...) Well, my artistic genes kicked in (translation: I had nothing better to do), and I produced a handful of ragtag 'bomb-related' ascii pix, which I posted, sent to the guy and promptly forgot about. (He never replied. SOB.) So, in all their two-color glory, I have resurrected them here for your terroristic pleasure. Boom.

 ...
(~) :..*

That could be something of a line break also:

 ...
(~) :.................................................................*

Something about these cords doesn't look right..


                 __-::..
               _/ _/ _/':.
              / // // / ':.
             / // // /   ::
            =========     ::
           / // // /      **
          / // // /       
         (_)(_)(_)
          (_)(_)
           (_)

(Everyone still humming the Mission Impossible theme?)


                  _-*
          _------'
        _/
       / /
      / /
     / /
    / /
   / /
  (_)

Now for more of a time bomb...

               _______
              /  /  / ''..
            |~||~||~|     '.
            | || || |      : (~)T(~)
            | || || |      '. /   \ 
            =========        |  ._ |
            | || || |         \ | /
            | || || |         /^^^\
            |_||_||_|            

With the clock in front of it:

               
              /\ /V\ 
            |~||~||~|
            | || || |     
            |(~)T(~)|
            ==/   \==
            || _.  ||
            | \/  / |
            |_/^^^\_|

This is me blowing up the house of the person who invented call-waiting..

               
          
                             \         .  ./
                           \      .:";'.:.."   /
                               (M^^.^~~:.'").
                         -   (/  .    . . \ \)  -
  O                         ((| :. ~ ^  :. .|))
 |\\                     -   (\- |  \ /  |  /)  -
 |  T                         -\  \     /  /-
/ \[_]..........................\  \   /  /     

This is me nuking what's left of his house just to make sure...

               
                                      
                                  ..-^~~~^-..
                                .~           ~.
                               (;:           :;)
                                (:           :)
                                  ':._   _.:'
                                      | |
                                    (=====)
                                      | |
-O-                                   | |
  \                                   | |
  /\                               ((/   \))



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