You are in 404ville.
You are in a dark cavern. Water drips from the stalagtites hanging from the ceiling. It's cold, damp, dank. ("Aw, you're not thinking about getting rid of the dank, are ya' Moe?" "Mebbe I am, Lenny, Maybe I am." "But Moe, the dank! The dank!) Twisty little passages, yadda yadda yadda.
You have two choices: